Rod and Fox

Here are the top five reasons why Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich and FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder are actually the same person:

1. They both have now been advised to “trust no one.”
2. They both insist that all they care about is the truth.
3. They both have testified before government subcommittees.
4. They both believe Elvis is still alive.
5. They both look dashing in black leather jackets (see below).